The Parrot News welcomes Anne T. Parrot to the newsroom.
Let me start by thanking The Parrot News for inviting me to join them on their noble mission. It is an honor—no, a duty—to lend my razor-sharp beak and even sharper wit to this prestigious institution of avian excellence. And, TBH, they need the help.
I can promise you this: I will carry the banner of the Strong Right, the one that boldly squawks “She’s Always Right” wherever I go. And for you dull-beaked dolts in the readership who need it spelled out—I’M the SHE in that banner.
You won’t find me clucking out weak commentary about a white bread toast recipe. I won’t be getting all gushy-gushy-mushy-mushy about the latest voice tuned performance from yet another grifting member of the OJP flock. Anyone can “sing” with today’s technology—it takes raw talent and an Ivy League education to Squawk the Squawk like I do.
And, make no mistake: when the feathers start flying, I will NOT be a pigeon in the headlights (like certain flapping frauds I won’t name). No, I will stand firm, talons dug deep, unwavering in my mission. We are here to win—and that means being louder, prouder, and unwilling to tolerate even a single off-key chirp from the wrong birds.
So, Let’s get one thing straight: I believe in the supreme greatness of parrots. We are not like the other birds. We are chosen—not just by nature, but by God Himself—to squawk the truth, and that is precisely what I intend to do here at The Parrot News.
-Anne T.
P.S. Join Me at My Book Signing – IT’s The Event of the Season
Speaking of squawking the truth, I’d like to take this opportunity to invite all of you to my exclusive book signing for my new, groundbreaking, best-selling (pre-orders count) book:
? CAGE-FREE CONSERVATISM: How I Soar Above the Woke Mob
This book will change the way you think about freedom, responsibility, and why some birds simply don’t belong in the nest. You’ll learn:
✅ Why parrots must take back the airspace
✅ How pigeon-friendly policies are ruining the flock
✅ Why being cage-free doesn’t mean leaving the cage—it just means knowing your place in it
And let me clarify something: this book tour will NOT be held at the local library. Why? Because nobody buys books there. And if nobody buys books, I don’t make any money. Not a good business model! Which is exactly why we’re trying to close those places down in the first place.
Instead, I’ll be signing copies and taking selfies at The Big Box Bookstore, where true, freedom-loving birds go to support strong, right-wing literature.
So, come on down. See what it means to live a life of Cage-Free Conservatism. Feel the power of a true squawk. And, most importantly—bring your wallets.
Because freedom? Well, It Ain’t Free.