The Parrot News
All the News That's Fit to Parrot
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Disney+ is Raising Prices Again—And I Have Thoughts!
By Karen T Parrot Girls, I remember when TV was FREE. That’s right, right over the airwaves, no logins, no monthly fees, just you, your couch, and a good ol’ fashioned antenna. Now? Streaming services are bleeding us dry! And now—gasp—Disney+ is raising their rates AGAIN. Look, I get it. Princess skincare costs are through…
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TPN Behind the Scenes: Tucker in Training
Staff Report Stepping into Tucker T. Parrot’s training facility is like entering the war room of a feathered icon. His squawks shake the walls, each one precision-engineered for maximum impact. Between power-perch sessions and rapid-fire news drills, it’s clear—this isn’t just a parrot. This is a movement with wings. In the Echo Chamber, Tucker practices…
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Sleep? Max Me Out, Honey
by Karen T Parrot Just pull up the feathers, close your eyes, and let the magic happen. That’s right, I’m talking about the hottest trend sweeping the nest—Sleepmaxxing! This Trend Is One We Can ALL Get Behind! 😴✨ Now, you may not have heard of it yet, but that’s exactly why you have me and…