By Karen T Parrot

Good morning, patriots! Today, I’m sharing a BIGLY breakfast recipe—one that embodies strength, resilience, and the golden greatness of America. That’s right!

Trump Toast! So, let’s roll up our sleeves and get to cookin’!

Ingredients:

• 1 slice of ultra-white bread (none of that whole grain nonsense)
• A proud, American-made toaster (Chinese toasters just won’t do)
• Butter, because capitalism tastes better
• Edible markers or food-safe icing for decorating greatness

Directions:

1️⃣ Start with the whitest, most American bread you can find. None of that weak, socialist wheat—this is freedom toast! ??

2️⃣ Set your toaster to “golden yellow” and toast for exactly 3 minutes. Any less and it’s weak. Any more and it’s burnt like liberal policies!

3️⃣ Once toasted to perfection, channel the strength and power of his mugshot and recreate it with edible decorations. Those furrowed brows? Power. That firm, unshaken glare? Determination. That buttery glow? Success.

4️⃣ Serve with a side of American pride and maybe a little bacon—because this country wasn’t built on tofu.