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Tech Bro T Parrot

Tech Bro T Parrot is the ultimate crypto evangelist, self-proclaimed disruptor, and winged venture capitalist. Draped in a Bitcoin necklace and rocking designer shades, he lounges on riches while preaching the downfall of fiat currency.

A Bro with Dough

When he’s not flexing next to his supercar, you can find him dropping hot takes like “Kill the Dollar!” and shilling the latest Web3 projects.

Trapped in a gilded cage but blissfully unaware, Tech Bro T Parrot is living proof that the real currency is confidence—and a little bit of seed funding.