Dear Editor,
I am deeply concerned about The Parrot News’s flippant tone. The endless squawking of half-baked headlines and gossip creates an echo chamber of nonsense. Your parrots may be colorful, but their journalism is feather-light. Please encourage deeper reflection—before readers start mistaking repetition for truth.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Reader
Dear Concerned Reader,
Thank you for your feedback! At The Parrot News, we believe in delivering the news exactly as it’s heard—no more, no less. If our tone ruffles feathers, perhaps it’s because we’re simply reflecting the chatter of the world. But rest assured, our parrots remain committed to their craft: repeating, not reasoning.
Squawk sincerely,
The Editor