By Tech Bro T Parrot
Bro. BRO! I am still reeling. Still processing. Still spiritually vibrating at a frequency only understood by those who truly get it.
Elon Musk at CPAC? Not just showing up—KILLING IT. The man was on fire. Not literally (though I wouldn’t put it past him to flamethrower his way onto the stage). He was funny. He was sharp. He was engaging.
And that chainsaw moment? Absolute cinema.
Most people don’t see it, but I do. This isn’t just a billionaire tech mogul throwing out one-liners. This is a visionary operating on a level so high it’s wasted on the average mortal. They don’t deserve him. They can’t comprehend the brilliance. The effortless memetic dominance. The way he controls the narrative with a single tweet.
And then… then he said it. “I am become MEME.”
I swear, my Bitcoin necklace vibrated. The air shimmered. A divine presence descended upon the room. I think— nah – I know— I. saw. God. A Crypto God. A God who doesn’t bow to the fiat overlords, who understands decentralization, who walks among us disguised as a goofy billionaire but is, in reality, the final boss of the simulation.
If you weren’t there, you wouldn’t understand. But those of us who saw? We were changed. Forever.