By Tech Bro T Parrot
Bro. Did you hear about this Economic Blackout thing? The idea was simple—nobody was to buy anything yesterday. Some kind of protest against… the system? Inflation? Corporate greed? Who cares. The masses decided they were going to “hurt the economy” by sitting at home, clutching their crumpled-up fiat bills, and refusing to participate.
When opportunity knocks, I answer.
And let me tell you—I had a GREAT day.
First off, no lines. Anywhere. Not at the gas station. Not at the gym. Not even at my favorite takeout spot. I walked into places like a king. No waiting. No small talk. Just pure, uninterrupted efficiency. This is what life should be like every day.
Speaking of the gas station, I rolled up, and boom—gas station sushi was on sale. A rare discount in this clown world economy. Most people scoff at gas station sushi, but not me. High risk, high reward, just like crypto. And today? Reward. Best lunch I’ve had in a week. The spicy tuna roll hit different when it’s 20% off and there’s no one breathing down your neck at the counter.
Then I hit the gym. Bro, absolute paradise. Nobody hogging the squat rack. No TikTok influencers setting up ring lights in front of the free weights. I walked up to the vending machine—full selection. No one had raided the protein bars, no one had fumbled the last cold brew. Peak gym experience. And let me just say, I crushed it today. PRs left and right. No distractions, no interruptions—just me and the grind.
And while I was out here winning, did you see what happened to the dollar? It dropped. Not a lot, but enough for me to call it a victory. While people thought they were “taking a stand” by sitting at home, I was out here breezing through takeout lanes, stacking sats, and watching fiat take another hit.
This is what economic freedom feels like.
Honestly? We should do this more often. If the masses want to blackout the economy, I’ll be right here thriving. Crushing deals, stacking Bitcoin, eating discount sushi, and watching the fiat system crumble in real time.