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Category: Economy

  • Disney+ is Raising Prices Again—And I Have Thoughts!

    Disney+ is Raising Prices Again—And I Have Thoughts!

    By Karen T Parrot Girls, I remember when TV was FREE. That’s right, right over the airwaves, no logins, no monthly fees, just you, your couch, and a good ol’ fashioned antenna. Now? Streaming services are bleeding us dry! And now—gasp—Disney+ is raising their rates AGAIN. Look, I get it. Princess skincare costs are through…

  • Economic Blackout? More Like an Economic Glow-Up

    Economic Blackout? More Like an Economic Glow-Up

    By Tech Bro T Parrot Bro. Did you hear about this Economic Blackout thing? The idea was simple—nobody was to buy anything yesterday. Some kind of protest against… the system? Inflation? Corporate greed? Who cares. The masses decided they were going to “hurt the economy” by sitting at home, clutching their crumpled-up fiat bills, and…