Anne T. Parrot is a prolific author and longtime fixture in the world of avian commentary.
With a beak for branding and a flair for repetition, she has published an impressive number of books—many of which contain boldly recycled and repeated insights from her earlier works. Her latest title, Cage-Free Conservatism, is no different.
Too Right to Fly in Formation
Anne is so far to the right, every other bird looks like it’s flying left. Even the hawks, once her ideological allies, have begun to veer too moderate for her liking. She has turned against them, hissing that they are “traitors to the sky” and have “lost their bite.”
At the end of the day, Anne T. Parrot doesn’t really like anyone. Not the pigeons, not the hawks, and certainly not the parrots who mimic her squawks but fail to capture her exact tone of righteous indignation with an Ivy League flair.